{"product_id":"1-2-cant-reach-my-ross-petras-9780740797729","title":"1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe: A Counting Book for the Middle-Aged","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom best-selling humorists Ross and Kathryn Petras comes a colorful counting board book that pokes fun at the pitfalls of getting older. This fun and playful package is a perfect gift for grown-ups who are growing old gracefully--with a sense of humor.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's \u003ci\u003e1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe\u003c\/i\u003e. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeaturing full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, \u003ci\u003e1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe\u003c\/i\u003e makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*: Hey, those don't look like numbers! And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. \"It says I should have a total cholesterol 60. I should have LDL * 59 1\/2: Today is a great day! It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0740797727\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780740797729\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/14\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Board Book\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.64h x 5.56w x 0.69d","brand":"Ross Petras","offers":[{"title":"Board Book","offer_id":44761037209855,"sku":"9780740797729","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_05249d3f-ade0-4f29-8157-d0f27f4dcf07.jpg?v=1706680193","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/1-2-cant-reach-my-ross-petras-9780740797729","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}