{"product_id":"1000-ideas-sam-raven-9798290265698","title":"1000 Ideas: How Not To: The world's worst self-help book (and proud of it)","description":"Ever wonder what not to do with your life? We've got you covered. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow Not To is the world's most uselessly useful guide to modern living. Packed with 1000 pieces of brilliantly bad advice, this book takes you on a hilarious journey through everything you shouldn't do-from dating disasters and career-killing moves to social faux pas and health hacks gone horribly wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEach page delivers a bite-sized \"don't\" with a wink, showing you how to fail spectacularly, awkwardly, and with just enough self-awareness to laugh at yourself along the way. It's satire, it's wisdom in disguise, and it's probably the best worst advice you'll ever read. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you're looking to ruin a job interview, overshare at a dinner party, ghost your dentist, or text your ex at 2AM (again), How Not To is your go-to guide for doing life hilariously wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1000 hilariously bad ideas you definitely shouldn't try (but might anyway) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eReverse advice for every part of life: love, work, health, money, social life \u0026amp; more \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEqual parts self-sabotage and self-awareness \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLearn how not to: flirt, network, raise a child, start a cult, go viral, or survive a Monday \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA masterclass in life mistakes-written so you don't have to make them (but you still might) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for fans of satire, anti-self-help, and laughing at the absurdity of modern life \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWarning: Not suitable for people without a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sam Raven\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798290265698\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/30\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 172\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d","brand":"Sam Raven","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169665229055,"sku":"9798290265698","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/1000-ideas-sam-raven-9798290265698","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}