{"product_id":"1000-ideas-sam-raven-9798290556352","title":"1000 Ideas: Useless Inventions: Useless brilliance at its finest","description":"Why solve real problems when you can invent solutions to imaginary ones?\u003cbr\u003eFrom glow-in-the-dark doormats to Bluetooth-enabled banana holders, this book is a glorious tribute to the unnecessary, the absurd, and the \"why does this exist?\" energy we didn't know we needed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePacked with 1000 outrageously ridiculous inventions across every aspect of life-from kitchen catastrophes and fashion flops to pet pampering disasters and romantic regrets-this is your ultimate guide to the world's most impressively unhelpful ideas. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for creators who need a laugh, thinkers who think too much, or anyone who's ever looked at a product and thought, \"...Seriously?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e✔️ A treasure trove of hilariously unnecessary inventions for problems no one has ever had\u003cbr\u003e✔️ From self-heating ice cream bowls to remote-controlled curtains for ants\u003cbr\u003e✔️ The perfect gift for sarcastic thinkers, absurdists, and mad inventors\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Includes 20 themed chapters like \"Kitchen Catastrophes\" and \"Bathroom Blunders\"\u003cbr\u003e✔️ 1000 inventions so pointless, they somehow loop back to genius\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Laugh-out-loud ideas paired with the spirit of \"why does this exist?\"\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Great for bathroom reading, party conversation, or passive-aggressive gifting\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Makes Shark Tank look like a TED Talk at a clown school\u003cbr\u003e✔️ No batteries required-unlike most of the inventions in this book\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Warning: Contains zero helpful ideas. You've been warned.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sam Raven\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798290556352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/02\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 146\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.45lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.31d","brand":"Sam Raven","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169671749887,"sku":"9798290556352","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/1000-ideas-sam-raven-9798290556352","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}