{"product_id":"1001-excuses-for-everyday-life-loren-motoyama-9798234096852","title":"1001 Excuses for Everyday Life: The Ultimate Guide for Getting Out of Anything!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat do you get the person who is always late, always forgetting something, or always has a story?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou get \u003ci\u003e1001 Excuses for Everyday Life: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Out of Anything!\u003c\/i\u003e - a hilarious humor book packed with 1,001 funny, creative, and wildly relatable excuses for life's everyday situations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom missing deadlines and forgetting birthdays to dodging awkward plans, skipping chores, and showing up late, this book turns everyday problems into comedy. Some excuses are believable, some are outrageous, and all of them are designed to entertain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for friends, coworkers, family members, and anyone who appreciates sarcasm, wit, and everyday chaos, this book makes a great gag gift, coffee table conversation piece, or fun read to pick up whenever life gets ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny excuses for work, school, family, and social situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea mix of believable excuses and over-the-top ridiculous ones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equick, easy-to-read entries that are fun to share out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea unique gift idea for birthdays, holidays, office parties, and white elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you use them, quote them, or laugh at how absurd they are, these excuses are guaranteed to keep you entertained.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Loren Motoyama\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798234096852\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Loren Motoyama\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.23d","brand":"Loren Motoyama","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48801625145599,"sku":"9798234096852","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/1001-excuses-for-everyday-life-loren-motoyama-9798234096852","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}