{"product_id":"101-creative-excuses-to-not-brandon-lee-dellow-9798860074415","title":"101 Creative Excuses To Not Go Shopping","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver felt the shopping spree siren call, only to wish you had an imaginative escape hatch? Whether it's the crowds, the chaos, or simply the quest for a quieter day, \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e101 Creative Excuses to Not Go Shopping\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is your whimsical way out of a trip to the mall!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJourney through a compilation of hilariously outlandish reasons to avoid the checkout line. From \"I'm currently meditating on minimalism\" to \"My pet parrot has a fear of shopping bags\", each excuse is crafted to amuse, delight, and give you a perfect out from yet another shopping excursion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned for both the shopaholics seeking a break and the retail-reluctant, this collection is your golden ticket away from the hustle and bustle of consumer chaos. It's not just about avoiding the stores; it's about embracing the joy and humour in everyday decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, if the idea of navigating through endless aisles, hunting for parking, or simply weighing the pros and cons of another impulse buy feels like too much, take a hilarious detour instead. Dive in and discover the perfect alibi to save your wallet and your sanity!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brandon Lee Dellow\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798860074415\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/03\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 104\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Brandon Lee Dellow","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852138885375,"sku":"9798860074415","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/101-creative-excuses-to-not-brandon-lee-dellow-9798860074415","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}