{"product_id":"101-fun-petty-ways-jess-erskine-9780998999555","title":"101 Fun \u0026 Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat","description":"\u003cb\u003eYour cat's #1 purpose in life (besides eating and sleeping) is to ANNOY YOU.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut you already know that, don't you? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEven though you bend over backwards to keep your cuddly kitty happy, their maddening behavior and \"Serve me or else, human \" attitude says it all. And all this time, you've just had to suck it up and deal with it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut now - \u003cb\u003eit's payback time \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this delightfully silly and ridiculously petty collection \u003ci\u003e(um... you don't mind being petty, do you?)\u003c\/i\u003e you'll discover dozens of creative ways to annoy, embarrass, and generally have more fun with your cat than you ever thought possible \u003ci\u003e(at least until the cat poop hits the fan)\u003c\/i\u003e: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e* Teach your cat how to twerk  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Play \"blubba blubba blubba\" with your cat's lips  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Help them sign their own name  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Learn the proper way to make your cat fly  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Pretend your cat is a ventriloquist's dummy  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Place a mirror next to their litter box so they will have company when they go   \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith over 101 delightfully wicked ideas and dozens of witty cartoons by best-selling illustrator Jess Erskine, \u003cb\u003e101 Fun \u0026amp; Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat \u003c\/b\u003e is a laugh-out-loud humor book and the perfect gift for every cat lover who's ever dreamed of giving their favorite furry friend a taste of their own medicine. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHappy annoying\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jess Erskine, Jim Erskine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0998999555\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780998999555\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Rolling Donut Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/10\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 68\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.14d","brand":"Jess Erskine","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43923852230911,"sku":"9780998999555","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_cffcf88d-8304-4796-8d9d-0d49dbc383fd.jpg?v=1681067067","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/101-fun-petty-ways-jess-erskine-9780998999555","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}