{"product_id":"111-excuses-for-being-late-soren-maxfield-9798267337649","title":"111 Excuses for Being Late to Work: From Coffee Spills to Alien Abductions-We've Got You Covered","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAlways late? Don't worry - we wrote the book on it. Literally.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom \u003ci\u003etraffic jams\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003ecoffee spills\u003c\/i\u003e to \u003ci\u003eUFO abductions\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003epet-related disasters\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003cb\u003e111 Excuses for Being Late to Work\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate gag gift for anyone who has ever hit snooze one too many times. Packed with laugh-out-loud excuses, ridiculous scenarios, and tongue-in-cheek \"Fun Facts,\" this book is the perfect blend of humor and workplace survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find: \u003cbr\u003e111 hilariously creative excuses - from the \u003ci\u003esemi-plausible\u003c\/i\u003e to the \u003ci\u003ecompletely absurd\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCartoon illustrations that bring the chaos to life (because your boss needs visual evidence, right?)\u003cbr\u003eFun Fact pages sprinkled throughout (spoiler: GPS directions really can make you late)\u003cbr\u003eJournaling pages so you can document your own \"totally valid\" excuses\u003cbr\u003eThe ultimate \"Certificate of Accomplishment\" for mastering the fine art of tardiness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for: \u003cbr\u003eA funny coworker gift\u003cbr\u003eA white elephant or Secret Santa present\u003cbr\u003eA gag gift for bosses, colleagues, or friends\u003cbr\u003eOr just a book that will make you laugh harder than HR approves...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Soren Maxfield\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798267337649\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/27\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.13lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Soren Maxfield","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49097195585791,"sku":"9798267337649","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/111-excuses-for-being-late-soren-maxfield-9798267337649","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}