{"product_id":"2020-fresh-clean-jokes-for-v-subhash-9798667028932","title":"2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun","description":"This is \u003cb\u003eone of the biggest jokebooks of all time\u003c\/b\u003e! It has: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eJokes for learning\u003c\/b\u003e - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eJokes for fun\u003c\/b\u003e - financial jokes, breakup jokes, \u003ci\u003eRajinikanth Facts\u003c\/i\u003e (similar to \u003ci\u003eChuck Norris Facts\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThree chapters devoted to foreign languages\u003c\/b\u003e (French, Latin and a few others)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts\/riddles - mostly written like a quiz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSome of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language\u003c\/b\u003e. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (\u003ci\u003eUseful Latin\/French\/Foreign phrases\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eOff-The-Wall Philosophers\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eJokes You Love To Hate\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eElephant-and-Ant jokes\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eGeography Jokes\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoads of fun for kids and their families. Absolutely no (‿ˠ‿) humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eExcerpts\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePart 1 - for learning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eChildren's Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eWhy did the lizard sue the hospital?\u003cbr\u003eAfter it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eComputer Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eWhat made the quantum computer so frustrated?\u003cbr\u003eHe made \u003ci\u003ea complete fool of himself\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePhysics Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?\u003cbr\u003eOne to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eChemistry Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eWhat happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?\u003cbr\u003eIt left him fuming.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBiology Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eWhy is xylem more believable than phloem?\u003cbr\u003ePhloem can say anything but it does not hold water.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePart 2 - for fun\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePolitical Jokes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?\u003cbr\u003eElitist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the chocolates in the top shelf before you can?\u003cbr\u003eThought criminal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the chocolates in the top shelf?\u003cbr\u003eHeight criminal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the chocolates in the top shelf?\u003cbr\u003eObstructionist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it?\u003cbr\u003eRevisionist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough?\u003cbr\u003eConformist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan?\u003cbr\u003eSurvivalist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do?\u003cbr\u003eExpert.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention?\u003cbr\u003eEscapologist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses?\u003cbr\u003eRussophobe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e V. 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