{"product_id":"50-poems-written-by-your-your-cat-9798307898314","title":"50 Poems Written By Your Cat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"If I Fits, I Sits\" Philosophy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA vase, a shoebox, a sink, a small pot, \u003cbr\u003eIf I can squeeze in it, that's the perfect spot!\u003cbr\u003eNo matter how awkward, no matter how tight, \u003cbr\u003eI'll contort my body with all of my might.\u003cbr\u003eIt's a cat thing, you see, a law of the land, \u003cbr\u003eIf I fits, I sits, it's as simple as sand!\u003cbr\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eEver Wonder What Your Cat is \u003ci\u003eReally\u003c\/i\u003e Thinking?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e50 Poems Written by Your Cat\u003c\/b\u003e offers a hilarious and heartwarming glimpse into the feline mind, as told through the poetic voice of your furry companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eImagine your cat could write poetry.\u003c\/b\u003e What would they say about their love for napping, their disdain for the vacuum cleaner, and their uncanny ability to cause chaos? This collection of 50 witty and relatable poems answers that question and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside, you'll discover: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCheeky confessions\u003c\/b\u003e about your cat's secret life, from midnight zoomies to \"accidental\" knock-overs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHilarious observations\u003c\/b\u003e on the quirks of their human companions (that's you!).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRelatable insights\u003c\/b\u003e into the feline obsession with boxes, the art of the stare, and the \"if I fits, I sits\" philosophy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA purrfectly charming foreword\u003c\/b\u003e written by the feline poet themselves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis book is a must-have for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCat lovers of all ages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever wondered what their cat is thinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of funny poetry and animal antics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose seeking a unique and purrfectly delightful gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet ready to laugh out loud as you discover the world through your cat's eyes!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder your copy of \"50 Poems Written by Your Cat\" today and unleash the inner poet of your feline friend!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBonus: \u003c\/b\u003e Includes adorable illustrations throughout! (Just kidding... cats can't draw. But imagine!)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Your Cat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798307898314\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/25\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Your Cat","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47965382770943,"sku":"9798307898314","price":10.81,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_46848886-c112-40b9-874a-7306cb8f63a3.jpg?v=1767280206","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/50-poems-written-by-your-your-cat-9798307898314","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}