{"product_id":"5000-sidesplitting-jokes-and-one-liners-grant-tucker-9781616088545","title":"5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners","description":"\"I'll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'\"\u003cbr\u003e\"The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You've got to be ready to leave at any time.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker's volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call \"one-liners.\" Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant's collection and the immortal one-liner. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSide-splittingly funny, \u003ci\u003e 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners\u003c\/i\u003e has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for--and many you'd never dream of asking for. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A dyslexic man walks into a bra.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines \"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Schizophrenia--together I can beat it.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: 'Narcotics, five letters.'\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Grant Tucker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1616088540\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781616088545\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Skyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/06\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 312\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.61lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.60h x 5.00w x 0.90d","brand":"Grant Tucker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44058615152895,"sku":"9781616088545","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e46c384b-990a-4e31-9c12-c9cdadc750f8.jpg?v=1685053569","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/5000-sidesplitting-jokes-and-one-liners-grant-tucker-9781616088545","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}