{"product_id":"67-mike-easter-9781965646595","title":"6\/7: What God Says","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix Seven Six Seven Six Seven\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can hear it, can't you? That maddening little chant-the tone, the cadence, the absolute \u003cem\u003enothingness\u003c\/em\u003e of it all. And now it's stuck in your head again. Sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're searching for deep spiritual insight or a path to a richer relationship with your Creator... this is \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e that book. This is a joke. A giggle. A chortle. A full-on guffaw wrapped in Scripture, snark, and sly winks for every grown-up forced to endure children and teenagers who refuse to let this bizarre fad die.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis little book is your survival guide. Your pressure valve. Your shared look of \"Are you kidding me?\" with every long-suffering adult who has heard \u003cem\u003eSix Seven Six Seven\u003c\/em\u003e one too many times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it for the teacher who's hanging by a thread.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBuy a dozen for the students who won't stop chanting\u003c\/strong\u003e (maybe this will finally break the spell).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBuy it for your conspiracy-loving co-worker\u003c\/strong\u003e who finds secret meaning in everything from donut flavors to song lyrics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBuy it because you deserve a laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e-a big one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it, gift it, stash it, share it. Let the healing begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mike Easter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 196564659X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781965646595\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Apocryphile Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 78\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.19d","brand":"Mike Easter","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48443057144063,"sku":"9781965646595","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1ac3d04f-f2a3-4178-9c50-904aa2290319.jpg?v=1777201558","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/67-mike-easter-9781965646595","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}