{"product_id":"69-impossible-things-to-never-d-a-simants-9798644455614","title":"69 Impossible Things to Never, Ever Do","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by works of Dadaism such as \u003ci\u003eGrapefruit \u003c\/i\u003eby Yoko Ono, \u003ci\u003e69 Impossible Things to Never, Ever Do \u003c\/i\u003eis an absurd, witty, and soulful exploration of a myriad of topics, from the meaninglessness of life to lobster discos. As witty as it is sad, as outrageous as it is useless, the only rule is to never, ever do anything this poetry book recommends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e69 main-work poems \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e13 'extra' poems and short stories \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e26 original illustrations \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials originally published by the Dragon Poetry Review, Awakened Voices, The Lindenwood Review, and Seven CirclePress\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e D. a. Simants\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798644455614\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/30\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.27d","brand":"D. a. Simants","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851780075775,"sku":"9798644455614","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/69-impossible-things-to-never-d-a-simants-9798644455614","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}