{"product_id":"a-beginners-guide-to-surviving-pawel-niezgoda-9798249738822","title":"A Beginner's Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year: A Hilariously Honest Look at Sleep Deprivation, Parental Panic, and Tiny Human Logic","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eParenthood Was Supposed to Be Beautiful.\u003cbr\u003eNobody Mentioned the Sleep Deprivation.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first year with a baby is magical, unforgettable, and filled with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is also confusing, exhausting, slightly absurd, and occasionally smells like something you'd rather not identify.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Beginner's Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilariously honest look at what really happens when a tiny human quietly takes over your entire life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- why leaving the house now requires military-level planning\u003cbr\u003e- how sleep becomes a distant childhood memory\u003cbr\u003e- the mysterious science of baby logic\u003cbr\u003e- conversations between parents that make absolutely no sense\u003cbr\u003e- and the shocking realization that silence is never good news\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book won't teach your baby to sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it will make you laugh, feel understood, and remind you that the chaos, confusion, and complete loss of personal freedom are - in fact - completely normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for new parents, expecting parents, baby shower gifts, and anyone who enjoys brutally honest humor about real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause parenting is beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd completely ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pawel Niezgoda\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798249738822\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/24\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 78\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.16d","brand":"Pawel Niezgoda","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440725995775,"sku":"9798249738822","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8274b204-1ab8-42ba-bec6-0c75b8e85d7b.jpg?v=1777184399","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-beginners-guide-to-surviving-pawel-niezgoda-9798249738822","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}