{"product_id":"a-buyers-guide-to-used-janson-davies-9798184361024","title":"A Buyer's Guide to Used Alien Spaceships: A field manual for discerning extraterrestrials.","description":"\u003cb\u003eBuying a used spaceship is a lot like buying a used car-except the odometer may be lying across twelve dimensions, the cup holder may control the cloaking device, and the dealer's cousin definitely installed something illegal.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe used spaceship market is dangerous, confusing, and occasionally sticky. A bargain saucer may come with suspicious mileage, undocumented repairs, illegal modifications, a judgmental AI, or a cargo bay that technically counts as a prior legal relationship.\u003cbr\u003eFortunately, Namnoc is here to help.\u003cbr\u003eA former fleet mechanic and consultant for the Interstellar Bureau of Dubious Transactions, Namnoc has seen every trick in the galactic sales manual: fake warranties, salvage-title poetry, undercoating scams, trade-in arithmetic, subscription cloaks, and \"as-is\" clauses that begin screaming the moment you leave the lot.\u003cbr\u003eEqual parts used-car parody and cosmic field guide, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Buyer's Guide to Used Alien Spaceships\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e teaches hopeful captains how to inspect, haggle, finance, insure, survive, and occasionally apologize to a pre-owned spacecraft.\u003cbr\u003eBring receipts. Trust little. Keep snacks handy.\u003cbr\u003eAnd whatever you do, do not press the glowing button labeled \u003cb\u003eProbably Wont Self-Destruct\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Janson Davies\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798184361024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/26\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.34d","brand":"Janson Davies","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997828165887,"sku":"9798184361024","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-buyers-guide-to-used-janson-davies-9798184361024","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}