{"product_id":"a-drunken-mishap-cat-robbins-9798233211256","title":"A Drunken Mishap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne rug. Far too many brandies. And a kneecap that changes everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitzwilliam Darcy\u003c\/strong\u003e is a man of tradition, property, and impeccable decorum. He does \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e get foxed at country balls, he does \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e sprawl ungracefully on library settees, and he certainly does \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e compromise young ladies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eElizabeth Bennet\u003c\/strong\u003e enters a darkened study to escape the relentless pedantry of Mr Collins. She does not expect to trip. She does not expect to fall. And she \u003cem\u003ecertainly\u003c\/em\u003e does not expect her knee to land with pinpoint accuracy on the most sensitive region of the wealthiest man in the North.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, Mr Darcy is incapacitated, Miss Elizabeth is compromised, and Mrs Bennet is already ordering wedding lace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan an engagement born of a physical catastrophe and a mountain of mince pies ever turn into true love? Or are the shades of Pemberley about to be polluted by the most hilarious scandal in the history of the Regency?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Drunken Mishap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e is a laugh-out-loud, clean \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePride \u0026amp; Prejudice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e variation featuring a very pained Mr Darcy, a very defiant Elizabeth, and the world's most judgemental poodle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for readers who enjoy: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHumorous Pride and Prejudice\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003evariations.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean and wholesome Regency romance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLaugh-out-loud historical romances\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccidental compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRomantic comedies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Cat Robbins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798233211256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ash \u0026amp; Alder Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/12\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 140\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Cat Robbins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665418981631,"sku":"9798233211256","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-drunken-mishap-cat-robbins-9798233211256","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}