{"product_id":"a-functional-man-and-other-martin-zeigler-9781508606086","title":"A Functional Man And Other Stories","description":"\u003cp\u003ePoor Carl. He can't write a simple check to save his life. He can barely drive a car. And yet he's positive he can undo the monumental disaster he caused back at the laboratory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProfessor Horst Langsammachen, it's been rumored, has found a way to hurl a baseball at close to the speed of light. Now if only he can find his way to the pitcher's mound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd what a mess Willis has made of things, all because he's incapable of answering simple yes-or-no questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere are but three of the characters you'll find in this varied collection of stories about those who can and those who can't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd those unfortunate souls who are often at their mercy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Martin Zeigler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1508606080\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781508606086\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/11\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 316\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.73lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.66d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Martin Zeigler","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48459157635327,"sku":"9781508606086","price":14.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d681a364-c5d4-49af-b2c5-a0c48aa70f1b.jpg?v=1777408266","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-functional-man-and-other-martin-zeigler-9781508606086","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}