{"product_id":"a-hitman-is-cheaper-than-linda-penner-9780995338906","title":"A Hitman Is Cheaper Than Divorce!: How to Stop Dragging That Breakup Ball and Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo one wants to admit defeat, but sometimes divorce and the disintegration of a toxic relationship can be the best thing that ever happened to you \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt may not feel so at the time, but with perspective, good friends, and a glass or two of wine, you will be able see the cad for what he was-and learn to move on with your life.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis was the case for author Linda Penner when she got divorced. In this memoir-based work of creative nonfiction, she looks back on what she thinks is a romantic life and realizes her husband put up so many red flags it could have been a parade. Taking his phone into the shower with him. Impersonal cards and gifts. Late-night dog-walking trips (why is he wearing cologne?). \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA closer glance at the Visa bill confirms the worst. Linda knows when enough is enough, and she forges ahead on a new journey. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt will not be an easy one. Fraught with nosy coworkers, fair-weather friends, and frustratingly elusive childcare, the days are long, and the nights are too short. But Linda sallies forth. Her hilarious adventures as a newly single woman are inspirational and freeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Linda Penner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0995338906\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780995338906\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Linda Penner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/21\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 148\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.43lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.34d","brand":"Linda Penner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44120603853055,"sku":"9780995338906","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_56df63f7-b603-4a4b-a30b-4771bc7c227b.jpg?v=1687415240","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-hitman-is-cheaper-than-linda-penner-9780995338906","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}