{"product_id":"a-husbands-survival-guide-to-brian-michael-stegner-9781973320555","title":"A Husband's Survival Guide to the Crunchy Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs your wife trying to convince you to spend money on EXPENSIVE ORGANIC FOOD?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs she BREASTFEEDING your 12 year old?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn PUBLIC?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA whimsical guide to surviving your wife's transition into the 'Crunchy' (read: Modern Granola) lifestyle. Includes Basic Survival Tips, Advanced Strategies, as well as two theoretical Case Studies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee - Crunchy Moms, Mommy Bloggers, Real Food, Natural Living\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**All completely original crunchy content, published nowhere else!**\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e \"I wish I had read this years ago...now it's too late for me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eME: \u003c\/b\u003e \"It's never too late!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e (wiping tears) \"You really think so?...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eME: \u003c\/b\u003e \"Wait! Are you wiping your tears with cloth diapers?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e \"..............yes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eME: \u003c\/b\u003e (sighs) \"...yeah, it's too late for you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU: \u003c\/b\u003e (hangs head in shame)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#DON'TLETTHATBEYOU! Get the survival guide today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brian Michael Stegner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 197332055X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781973320555\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/18\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 166\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.38d","brand":"Brian Michael Stegner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850463391999,"sku":"9781973320555","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-husbands-survival-guide-to-brian-michael-stegner-9781973320555","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}