{"product_id":"a-ladies-guide-to-things-matthew-mcmillan-9798246411803","title":"A Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom: Seventy Brutal Rules for Avoiding Dirty Mouth Disasters, Instant Cringe, and Sleeping on th","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know that moment when you say something in bed...\u003cbr\u003eand the entire vibe dies like you've just farted in a lift?\u003cbr\u003eThat's why this book exists.\u003cbr\u003eA Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom is not here to teach you anything.\u003cbr\u003eIt's here to laugh at you. And everyone else who's ever opened their mouth and absolutely f**ked it.\u003cbr\u003eNo romance.\u003cbr\u003eNo therapy.\u003cbr\u003eJust the stupid sh*t that slips out when it really, really shouldn't.\u003cbr\u003eIt's rude.\u003cbr\u003eIt's common as hell.\u003cbr\u003eAnd it will make you laugh because you've said it, thought it, or heard it and still haven't recovered.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the perfect gag gift for mates, couples, or anyone who's ever turned a hot moment into an awkward silence with one sentence too many.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Matthew McMillan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798246411803\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/31\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 80\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Matthew McMillan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172080820479,"sku":"9798246411803","price":6.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-ladies-guide-to-things-matthew-mcmillan-9798246411803","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}