{"product_id":"a-very-cryptid-christmas-d-s-dane-9798230509608","title":"A Very Cryptid Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis holiday season it's nice to be naughty. We've got some tales that are truly bawdy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the coldest months of the year, the hottest cryptids come with holiday cheer. Choose from our menu ala carte but remember-rendezvous with these beasts aren't for the faint of heart!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWant to get wet with a Waterhorse, kanoodle with Krampus, and seduce a Sasquatch or two?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe get jiggy with the Jersey Devil, wrangle a Jackelope rancher, and snuggle a Squonk?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow about leaping on the Lizard man or zinging with a zlatorog?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake a romp on the wild side with this series of sexy adventures guaranteed to satisfy your naughtiest, most forbidden fantasies. There's something for every she\/he\/they\/them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan you handle the steam?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e D. S. Dane, Su Fertall, Victoria Raschke\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798230509608\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Moon Tan Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/18\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 326\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.68d","brand":"D. S. Dane","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46401775304959,"sku":"9798230509608","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_0b5e4ea6-3152-42b5-8e60-b0929e90228b.jpg?v=1733888662","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-very-cryptid-christmas-d-s-dane-9798230509608","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}