{"product_id":"a-vulgar-tale-ebenezer-hellwig-9781536906851","title":"A Vulgar Tale","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Unashamedly bizarre, ridiculous, deranged and spectacularly degenerate on a truly grand scale, \u003ci\u003eA Vulgar Tale\u003c\/i\u003e is weaponised epic on steroids\" \u003ci\u003e- VLAD DRACULA\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhen a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA quest of absurdity for the ages, \u003ci\u003eA Vulgar Tale\u003c\/i\u003e is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, \u003ci\u003eA Vulgar Tale\u003c\/i\u003e is as outrageous as it comes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"It made me evacuate the contents of my bowels against my will\" \u003ci\u003e- RAMESSES II\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Better than a heroin cake\" \u003ci\u003e- DANTE ALIGHIERI\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ebenezer Hellwig\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1536906859\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781536906851\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/29\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 206\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.47d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ebenezer Hellwig","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44410731495679,"sku":"9781536906851","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_58d9c7e7-de9e-45f8-adf9-8122896e07c5.jpg?v=1697537499","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/a-vulgar-tale-ebenezer-hellwig-9781536906851","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}