{"product_id":"accidentally-yours-jeanette-clarke-9798313004037","title":"Accidentally Yours","description":"\u003cp\u003eI chased a raccoon into the woods and accidentally got adopted by a supernatural mafia. Now I'm running their Etsy money-laundering front and sleeping with all four of them. Worst kidnapping ever. Best mistake of my life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy life used to be normal. Boring, even. Marketing manager. Artisanal cheese campaigns. A tragically beige apartment.\u003cp\u003eThen a snack-stealing raccoon lured me into the woods at midnight, and I stumbled face-first into a cult ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept they're not a cult. They're a supernatural crime family-vampire, werewolf, demon, and witch-and they're very unhappy about my glow sticks. The werewolf holds a knife to my throat. I panic and boop his nose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, you can't just boop a werewolf and walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm their \"aggressively adopted\" human. Stuck in a Gothic manor. Learning to wield chaos magic that keeps setting things on fire. Running their legitimate business front-a whimsical Etsy shop called \u003ci\u003eMoonlit Trinkets\u003c\/i\u003e that launders their dirty money through crocheted cat plushies and enchanted candles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I'm falling into bed with all four of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLucien\u003c\/b\u003e wants to claim me with teeth and knot and primal fury. \u003cb\u003eAzrael\u003c\/b\u003e worships me like an altar and edges me with demon magic until I'm sobbing. \u003cb\u003eDarius\u003c\/b\u003e binds me in silk and demands my surrender-and I give it gladly. \u003cb\u003eSelene\u003c\/b\u003e teaches me that a witch's tongue is the most dangerous weapon of all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say I'm theirs. Their heart. Their chaos. Their home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when a rival coven tries to destroy us, I'll show them exactly what this \"fragile human\" is capable of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAccidentally Yours\u003c\/i\u003e is a steamy, hilarious, why-choose paranormal romance where the heroine gets claimed by four possessive monsters, builds a crafting empire, and learns that family is what you make it-even if you make it with fangs, claws, and a demon who writes poetry about your freckles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eMorally gray men who growl \"mine\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eFound family with murderous tendencies\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmut with plot (and plot with smut)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaccoon-induced life changes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003ePink velvet cloaks on vampire crime lords\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause sometimes the best things in life come from chasing a trash panda into the dark.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeanette Clarke\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798313004037\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/04\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 300\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.63d","brand":"Jeanette Clarke","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50593376338175,"sku":"9798313004037","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/accidentally-yours-jeanette-clarke-9798313004037","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}