{"product_id":"alex-norton-paranormal-technical-support-will-greenwald-9798851784163","title":"Alex Norton, Paranormal Technical Support: [Grim.Dat]","description":"(Excerpt from archived interview, Weird 3 Media) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat do I do? It's on my card. Fine, for posterity or clarity or whatever you want. You know I hate doing these profiles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm Alex Norton. I'm the paranormal tech support guy. Yes, \u003ci\u003ethe\u003c\/i\u003e PTS guy. If you're a wizard, or a fairy, or a vampire, or whatever, I'm the one you go to who makes sure you can send emails without your computer exploding. I was the one who figured out how to do it. Very technical, very complicated, lots of wires going different places and doing things. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMore details? Look, I've had a really long week. My best friend died and he had a whole secret life I didn't know about. Yeah, besides both of us being in the Weird in the first place. That secret life includes a secret niece who \u003ci\u003eisn't\u003c\/i\u003e in the Weird, and as a last wish he wanted me to give her a job and introduce her to our whole strange side of the world. If onboarding her wasn't enough, the Circle's been on my back about some mysterious secret, the Court of the Lord and Lady have been yanking strings too damn close to my shop, and I was almost murdered two- no, three times. So, yeah, long week. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you want more than that, you'll have to have been there. Otherwise, come by my shop in the East Village for all your supernaturally insulated, lovingly hand-modified, electronic needs. I- sorry, \u003ci\u003ewe\u003c\/i\u003e do phones, computers, TVs, smart home stuff if you want to roll the dice on that, and we occasionally have classes for the several-centuries-old people in your life who still don't quite get light switches. We serve all five boroughs, north Jersey, Westchester, and Long Island. All sentient species welcome, Fair Folk and demons will have to sign some neutral transaction agreements. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e[Note: This is not AI-generated. I shouldn't even have to say it, but welcome to the content generation dystopia. This was written by a person.]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Will Greenwald\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798851784163\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/16\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 276\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.90lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.62d","brand":"Will Greenwald","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49168807526655,"sku":"9798851784163","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/alex-norton-paranormal-technical-support-will-greenwald-9798851784163","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}