{"product_id":"all-i-want-for-christmas-chuck-mckenzie-9780645894547","title":"All I Want For Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e++the g'norr are your friends-welcome them-love, serve, obey++\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's Christmastime, and a full-scale covert alien invasion is underway! Bullied back into service, retired g'norr squadleader Sneet must help claim the primitive planet Earth for the glory of the G'norr Dominion by undertaking a mission that involves brainwashing human children in preparation for the takeover...all while working undercover as a shopping mall Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the might and technology of a galaxy-spanning extraterrestrial empire pitted against a bunch of primitive juvenile primates, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRight...? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Chuck McKenzie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0645894540\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780645894547\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Daft Notions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/13\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.17d","brand":"Chuck McKenzie","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850187911423,"sku":"9780645894547","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/all-i-want-for-christmas-chuck-mckenzie-9780645894547","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}