{"product_id":"all-the-children-are-insane-lynda-phung-wheeler-9781795040723","title":"All the Children Are Insane: A One-Act Play","description":"\u003cb\u003eThis play is royalty-free for not-for-profit performances. Also, it has been updated as of 2021 to include a second, revised version for virtual performances!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eDr. Trenton hasn't been a high school student in a long time, but when recruited by a vice principal to return as a consultant with the job to evaluate the high-achieving students who are all aspiring to make it into the school's top honors society--the Academic Americans--the good doctor finds that even a degree in psychology can't fully prepare anyone for these formidable teens! With characters that allow for flexible casting, and a spare setting that will make it easy to stage, this humorous short play will speak directly to the high-school experience for many young adults. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn Excerpt: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDR. TRENTON\u003cbr\u003eHow would you describe yourself, Kasey?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKASEY\u003cbr\u003e(Stands up, looks into audience) I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy outdoor activities, movies, high caffeine, high-sugar beverages, and sunset walks on the beach. (Sits)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDR. TRENTON\u003cbr\u003eKasey, please. I'm this close to losing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKASEY\u003cbr\u003eSorry, Doc. Did you want me to describe myself in physical terms? Emotional? Philosophical? Agricultural? I like potatoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDR. TRENTON\u003cbr\u003eIn general, please. Describe yourself \u003ci\u003ein general.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKASEY\u003cbr\u003eI can do general.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDR. TRENTONThat would be \u003ci\u003egreat.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lynda Phung-Wheeler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1795040726\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781795040723\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/18\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 56\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.13d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lynda Phung-Wheeler","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873879798015,"sku":"9781795040723","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/all-the-children-are-insane-lynda-phung-wheeler-9781795040723","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}