{"product_id":"alternate-abc-david-chandler-9798262988754","title":"Alternate ABC: Words That Sound Rude - But Aren't!","description":"\u003cb\u003eA\u003c\/b\u003e is for \u003cb\u003eASSART \u003c\/b\u003e- turning forest to farm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eB\u003c\/b\u003e is \u003cb\u003eBUMFIDDLER \u003c\/b\u003e- causing documents harm.\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWords That \u003ci\u003eSound \u003c\/i\u003eRude - But Aren't!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eALTERNATE ABC \u003c\/b\u003eis a mischievous, and surprisingly clean alphabet that both amuses and educates. Every entry is a real word that looks or sounds scandalous but hides an innocent meaning.\u003cp\u003eIn theory, you can use every one of them in polite company without fear of retribution. In practice, however, you may encounter raised eyebrows, muttered oaths, or baffled stares from anyone who hasn't yet got their copy of this book - thereby revealing themselves to be nothing more than a pack of \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eClatterfarts \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eLobcocks\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, remember... If you think that these words are rude - \u003ci\u003ethat's entirely on you!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Chandler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798262988754\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/07\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 58\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.15d","brand":"David Chandler","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50921134031103,"sku":"9798262988754","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_b99c57f8-54d6-454c-a894-7e45078fb283.jpg?v=1793817864","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/alternate-abc-david-chandler-9798262988754","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}