{"product_id":"amalgamation-5150-keary-ingrum-jr-9780692428610","title":"Amalgamation 5150: A conglomerate of short stories by Bob Page.","description":"\u003cp\u003eBob Page's \"Amalgamation 5150\" is a complete circus of batshit crazy! These non-fiction \u0026amp; science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don't let me out in time for the strippers, I'm going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh\u0026amp;%*hole you call a workplace! You understand? You imbeciles.\" Manic Me \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating rifle.\" The Block \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He doesn't want to do CPR. Would you want to press your lips against the mouth of some old, strange dude who just hit a home run with his Grand Slam breakfast, pitched with a strawberry shake and coffee?\" A Hearty Lunch \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"FASTER, FASTER, and FASTER I must move. Green lights, yellow lights, and red, I treat them all the same and with the same speed!\" Max Goes for Milk \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It is so decreed by your Care Takers that the Cared For be shielded and protected from themselves, for they have been born in sin; they have ALL been born guilty! Law, and following that law, is now humanity's only grace.\" Crush \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I have little money. I'm a writer. I may be retarded and I get no respect.\" Mozart \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Keary Ingrum Jr,Bob Page\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0692428615\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780692428610\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Useless Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/04\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 88\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.21d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keary Ingrum Jr","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48742316703999,"sku":"9780692428610","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/amalgamation-5150-keary-ingrum-jr-9780692428610","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}