{"product_id":"anal-probes-suck-ass-michael-todd-9781649718617","title":"Anal Probes Suck Ass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don't know any better.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJohn and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a 'Save the Alien' effort.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat could possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWell, anal probes for one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only problem? He's on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePiece of cake, right?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Todd, Michael Anderle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1649718616\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781649718617\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lmbpn Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/30\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 408\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.02lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.91d","brand":"Michael Todd","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43988578238719,"sku":"9781649718617","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8c2e2be9-532e-4cb3-9f6a-5f43968f261c.jpg?v=1683295226","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/anal-probes-suck-ass-michael-todd-9781649718617","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}