{"product_id":"apocalypse-next-tuesday-david-safier-9781843915089","title":"Apocalypse Next Tuesday","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse gets in the way--a hilarious rom-com, Bridget Jones meets \u003ci\u003eLife of Brian\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen 30-something Marie jilts her boring boyfriend at the altar she wonders if life can get any worse. So when a handsome carpenter comes to work on the roof, she realizes she has nothing to lose by asking him out. Even his bizarre assertions that he is Jesus isn't enough to put Marie off--her biological clock is ticking, and it's time to settle down. Meanwhile, Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week's Armageddon, scheduled for Tuesday, and Archangel Gabriel has discovered the pleasures of the flesh and is off on a sex marathon. Things are looking grim. Fortunately, Marie is dating the son of God--maybe, just maybe, he can get things straightened out. Provocative and blasphemous (with added pizza), this is a wonderfully light, witty book full of surprises.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Safier\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1843915081\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781843915089\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Hesperus Nova\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/01\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.45lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 4.30w x 0.80d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"David Safier","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44078683914495,"sku":"9781843915089","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_df85dbf3-f913-48c2-8d47-678305c146f6.jpg?v=1685476914","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/apocalypse-next-tuesday-david-safier-9781843915089","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}