{"product_id":"apocalyptic-crawfish-dudley-clark-9798902714392","title":"Apocalyptic Crawfish!","description":"\u003cp\u003eTALK ABOUT GOOD!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's 1952 in south Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know. Mossy trees. Lazy days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimple and carefree.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntroubled times when life was simple, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica was in charge, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand nothing serious ever happened. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut something serious \u003cem\u003ewas \u003c\/em\u003ehappening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere, deep in the Atchafalaya Basin's vast tracts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eof swampy real estate, a military transport has gone missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso missing is its cargo, a breadbox-size container carrying\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea highly radioactive isotope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInto this idyllic setting add a young cub reporter, his pregnant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewife, \u003cem\u003ebeaucoup\u003c\/em\u003e cliches and stereotypes, bad puns, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea nifty nymphomaniac, oodles of footnotes, a bit of time skating, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea nifty orange Studebaker, a bottle or two of purple sex elixer, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeethoven's Ninth, and, \u003cem\u003enaturellement\u003c\/em\u003e, a few big-screen movie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emonsters, and you have all the ingredients needed for a tasty jambalaya.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut first you make a roux!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd thereby hangs our tale, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA tale of whimsy and woe, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull of carnage and calamity-\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA crawfish zydeco!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dudley Clark\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798902714392\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mox Nix Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/06\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 362\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.92lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.81d","brand":"Dudley Clark","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852854210815,"sku":"9798902714392","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/apocalyptic-crawfish-dudley-clark-9798902714392","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}