{"product_id":"apocalyptica-kyle-coare-9798185237632","title":"Apocalyptica: Ye Olde Tails of Thee Horsepeople","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the opening seconds of the cosmic ballet, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDog created the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd it's been going downhill ever since.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat happens when the entities meant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eto bring about Armageddon decide they\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eactually quite like human things?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLike movies, milkshakes, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand weekend trips to Amsterdam?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey go to the pub, obviously\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e This book may contain\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea time-travelling pregnant house spider, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea very playful, yapping God, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea bone throne, an organless skeleton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewho can somehow flatulate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewithout any biological explanation, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea random fight outside a kebab shop, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea paradox or two - along with a cast of thousands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kyle Coare\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798185237632\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/04\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 208\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.63lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d","brand":"Kyle Coare","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49174183182591,"sku":"9798185237632","price":16.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/apocalyptica-kyle-coare-9798185237632","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}