{"product_id":"apples-should-be-red-penny-watson-9781495962882","title":"Apples Should Be Red","description":"Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner: Start with 62-year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon.Add 59-year old sexually-repressed know-it-all in pearls.Throw in a beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor.Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome.Tastes like happily ever after.Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity and botanical references\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Penny Watson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1495962881\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781495962882\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/25\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Penny Watson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43985872552191,"sku":"9781495962882","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9c90c6df-936f-4a3f-8727-c39664dd28bc.jpg?v=1683280042","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/apples-should-be-red-penny-watson-9781495962882","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}