{"product_id":"are-you-sure-shes-the-e-d-robson-9798701260236","title":"Are You Sure She's The Tour Guide?: Book Four of the Irrelevant One Saga","description":"Lockdown was supposed to be dull.\u003cbr\u003eInstead, John Berwick books a \"socially distanced historical experience\" with a company called \u003cb\u003eH.E.L.L. Tours\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003eThat should have been the first warning.\u003cbr\u003eTheir tour guide, Nina, is calm. Too calm.\u003cbr\u003eThe coach driver has horns (subtle at first).\u003cbr\u003eAnd the itinerary includes: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVikings with poor sportsmanship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Civil War siege\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictorian riots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Goose Fair (twice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA European Cup final that absolutely did not need streaking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eSomewhere between dodgems, dungeon cells, and a mildly catastrophic football match, a golden key begins leaping through time - apparently attracted to John's wife, Pandora.\u003cbr\u003eUnfortunately: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn overconfident seventeenth-century astrologer wants to weaponize it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA goddess has gone missing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe bus occasionally refuses to leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd the tour company's complaints policy involves fire.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eAs history unravels and mythology collides with municipal event planning, one question becomes impossible to ignore: \u003cbr\u003eIs Nina really a tour guide...\u003cbr\u003eor is this entire holiday a cosmic trap?\u003cbr\u003eFast, irreverent, and gloriously British, \u003ci\u003eAre You Sure She's The Tour Guide?\u003c\/i\u003e is a time-travel comedy about fate, family, football hooligans, and the administrative structure of the underworld.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for readers who enjoy Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and mythological chaos with tea breaks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. D. Robson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798701260236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/28\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 188\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.57lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.40d","brand":"E. D. Robson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851939655935,"sku":"9798701260236","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/are-you-sure-shes-the-e-d-robson-9798701260236","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}