{"product_id":"are-you-there-god-its-heather-bartos-9798992386523","title":"Are You There God? It's Me, Menopause","description":"\u003cb\u003eRemember Margaret? She survived middle school. Now she's sweating through middle age.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn unfiltered, hilarious new chapter for every woman who's ever yelled \"ARE YOU THERE, GOD?!\" into a fan.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMargaret prayed for boobs. What she got was menopause. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In this hilarious and deeply honest midlife speculative sequel adjacent to Judy Blume's beloved coming-of-age novel, Dr. Heather Bartos picks up the divine conversation where puberty left off. From hot flashes and hormone havoc to identity crises and cosmic rage, Are You There God? It's Me, Menopause is a love letter to every woman who's ever screamed into the void--and stayed to laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Heather Bartos\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798992386523\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Empress Editions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.45lbs","brand":"Heather Bartos","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48066630582527,"sku":"9798992386523","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cbc67b66-9749-4e57-8083-92bd788ee028.jpg?v=1768679542","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/are-you-there-god-its-heather-bartos-9798992386523","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}