{"product_id":"ariels-antics-robyn-peterman-9781722906504","title":"Ariel's Antics: Sea Shenanigans Book Two","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat in the clam shell does a Mermaid have to do to find true love?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm bored. And if I'm being honest, I'm jealous. I want my sister to have her happily ever after. I do. But I want my own adventures and my own true love. For two hundred years I've suffered through one immortal asshat after another while stuck on Mystical Isle. And while running a tourist trap for humans might be entertaining, I'm never going to find my true love in this sea of monotony.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, there \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e a Selkie... the sexiest most idiotic man-seal I've ever had the misfortune of swimming across-definitely an asshat. Unfortunately, the dork still invades my dreams on a regular basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI \u003ci\u003efinally\u003c\/i\u003e have a shot at an adventure. I must save our island home. However, the mission is to seek out the very Selkie who stole my heart... the same asshat whose Johnson I'd tried to truncate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoly hell and seashells. Only I would agree to a tsunami waiting to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAsk any tuna you happen to see... Who's the craziest Mermaid? That would be me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robyn Peterman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1722906502\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781722906504\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 214\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.61lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.49d","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43944860451071,"sku":"9781722906504","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_4433dba9-af55-4be5-afce-67afe63245d6.jpg?v=1681505432","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ariels-antics-robyn-peterman-9781722906504","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}