{"product_id":"ask-nonna-simona-cutolo-9798276956251","title":"Ask Nonna: The Neapolitan Oracle: Funny Italian Gag Gift for Men and Women - Verace Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"My Nonna was from Naples... and she knew everything.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you have a problem? Are you confused about love, money, or work? Stop overthinking. The universe doesn't care about your doubts, but \u003cb\u003eNonna does.\u003c\/b\u003e And she has zero patience for your excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't just a book. It's a \u003cb\u003eNeapolitan Oracle of Brutal Truths.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you will find \u003cb\u003e65 ancient sayings, insults, and proverbs\u003c\/b\u003e from the streets of Naples, translated and interpreted to answer your life's burning questions. Whether you need a reality check, a hug, or a slap in the face, this book delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHOW TO USE THIS ORACLE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1. Hold the book close to your heart (or your stomach).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2. Ask a specific question (e.g., \"Should I text him?\", \"Is this job for me?\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3. Open at random.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4. \u003cb\u003eAccept your fate.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Simona Cutolo\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798276956251\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/02\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Simona Cutolo","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48066776367359,"sku":"9798276956251","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ad43edb9-c79b-441d-b775-6485701a5032.jpg?v=1768680474","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ask-nonna-simona-cutolo-9798276956251","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}