{"product_id":"avoiding-adulthood-paul-hawkins-9781093239355","title":"Avoiding Adulthood: Irresponsible Advice for Begrudging Grown-Ups (Life Is Hard... So Why Not Cheat?)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Ridiculously entertaining \"\u003c\/b\u003e - Christopher Shevlin, \u003ci\u003eAuthor of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you terrible at life?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're not alone. But the problem isn't you: \u003cb\u003eit's adulthood\u003c\/b\u003e - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith \u003ci\u003eAvoiding Adulthood\u003c\/i\u003e, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo join \u003cb\u003ebestselling author Paul Hawkins\u003c\/b\u003e today and learn how to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003ci\u003eDo a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003ci\u003ePull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003ci\u003eBecome instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAvoiding Adulthood\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is packed full of anarchic \u003cb\u003eBritish silliness\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eimpractical advice\u003c\/b\u003e and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous \"grown-up\" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous \"grown-up\" is you.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife is hard, so why not cheat?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Paul Hawkins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1093239352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781093239355\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/12\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.49d","brand":"Paul Hawkins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44067001073919,"sku":"9781093239355","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6f474536-bcdc-4d54-94cf-d66ee01fc86e.jpg?v=1685410594","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/avoiding-adulthood-paul-hawkins-9781093239355","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}