{"product_id":"awards-nobody-asked-for-luke-warmwater-9798269149202","title":"Awards Nobody Asked For - Funny Award Certificates for Life's Most Questionable Moments: A Funny Gag Gift Book of Sarcastic Award Certificates for Off","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStop Giving Boring Gifts-Become the Office Legend Who Actually Makes People Laugh.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTired of uninspired gift exchanges and the same old coffee mugs? Or feeling unnoticed at a party? \u003cb\u003eAwards Nobody Asked For\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate collection of 50+ sarcastic, savage, and hilariously relatable award certificates designed to turn any stale office party or friend roast into a legendary event.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't just a book; it's a high-velocity social experience. Inside, you'll find 50+ ready-to-frame awards that celebrate life's most ridiculous \"achievements\" and questionable superlatives. Whether you're presenting the \u003cb\u003e\"Meeting That Could've Been an Email\"\u003c\/b\u003e certificate to your boss or the \u003cb\u003e\"The \"Accidental Genius\"\u003c\/b\u003e to your know-it-all best friend, this book delivers the perfect call-out for every archetype.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy This Gag Gift Wins Every Time: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e50+ Sarcastic \u0026amp; Relatable Awards: \u003c\/b\u003e Includes fan favorites like the \u003cb\u003eThe Employee of the Minute\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eThe Doorway Guilt Trip Award, and The Passive-Aggressive Parking Award.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCopy \u0026amp; Share Anywhere: \u003c\/b\u003e You have full permission to photocopy and share these certificates as many times as you want. Perfect for large corporate teams or giant family roasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality 8.5\" x 11\" Format: \u003c\/b\u003e Each award is designed with a professional \"superlative\" aesthetic, making them perfect for framing or public ceremonies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate \"White Elephant\" Weapon: \u003c\/b\u003e Specifically optimized for high-intent gift searches like \"Secret Santa\" and \"White Elephant gift ideas under $20\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThree Levels of Humor: \u003c\/b\u003e From office-safe morale boosters to hilariously inappropriate \"after\"-hours roasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for Every Occasion: \u003c\/b\u003e Office Holiday Parties - White Elephant Exchanges - Secret Santa - Friend Roasts - Teacher Appreciation - Graduation Awards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't take our word for it. See why readers are obsessed: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e\"The funniest office gift I've ever given. Found this book and it absolutely killed. Made me look like a hero! People were dying laughing and all I did was read the award jokes. LOL\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I seriously know people at my work that match each of these awards! It was like the author had worked in my office - it is so freak'n hilarious! I will be definitely handing some of these at work, at least the ones that won't get me in trouble with HR...LOL!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStop giving gifts that end up in the junk drawer. Give the gift of a public call-out.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd to Cart Now\u003c\/b\u003e and become the funniest person at the next party!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Luke Warmwater\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798269149202\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/09\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.25d","brand":"Luke Warmwater","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48450355265791,"sku":"9798269149202","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cd1c6fa5-3837-4a05-b84b-34d7b3e47f03.jpg?v=1777267311","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/awards-nobody-asked-for-luke-warmwater-9798269149202","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}