{"product_id":"axes-asshats-dustin-gross-9798316063000","title":"Axes \u0026 Asshats: A Very Stupid Quest","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe prophecy was drunk. The heroes are idiots. The dungeon is definitely judging them.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world-or at least not make it worse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Together (unfortunately), they must navigate a sentient dungeon, unionized goblins, cursed potions, an angry minotaur therapist, and a demon named Fartknuckle. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Packed with sarcastic swords, magical mishaps, and side quests no one asked for, Axes \u0026amp; Asshats is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud adventure. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for fantasy nerds, chaotic gamers, and readers who like their quests stupid and their humor smart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dustin Gross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316063000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 140\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.30d","brand":"Dustin Gross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851194413311,"sku":"9798316063000","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/axes-asshats-dustin-gross-9798316063000","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}