{"product_id":"ball-ache-skye-mackinnon-9798235374850","title":"Ball Ache: Taken by the Horny Football","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne filthy football. Eleven extremely supportive teammates. One World Cup nobody saw coming.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland's first ever World Cup final is tomorrow, and the only way we win is if I take him to bed tonight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and he's a sentient football.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReader, I took one for the team.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI did not expect to take his eleven teammates with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy the time the squad was done with me, I'd had the hat-trick of my life. As for who won the match - well. You'll have to read on to find out what a dominant football can really do in extra time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSentient football with a sexy Scottish accent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull twelve-ball squad participation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor a full list of tropes and kinks, visit the author's website.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor readers who like their smut unhinged, their heroes round, and their international tournaments kinky.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStandalone sentient object romance. (More 'object' than 'romance, ' if we're honest.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Skye MacKinnon,Philomena MacKinnon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798235374850\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Peryton Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/22\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 70\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Skye MacKinnon","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997830820095,"sku":"9798235374850","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ball-ache-skye-mackinnon-9798235374850","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}