{"product_id":"barbarians-grzte-skullbasher-9781608870240","title":"Barbarians: What Is Good in Life","description":"Sick of our flaccid twenty-first century, with its flavored coffees, electric cars, and spoiled lap dogs? Wishing you could get what you want, when you want it? Perhaps you dream of trading in that restrictive tie for a liberating loin cloth? The solution is simple: Just ask yourself, What Would a Barbarian Do? (WWBD?). With this primitive procedure, great men have altered the course of history (and hilarious B movies) for thousands of years. Return to the simplicity of yore with this back-to-basics primer on bloody revenge, furry pants, and true caveman cuisine. Let renowned scholar Dr. Byron Clavicle and real-life barbarian Gr te Skullbasher tell you how to crush your enemies, settle rent disputes with the barbarian counting system (one, two...many ), find a proper name and title that will put you at the top of the Manly Scale of Name Masculinity, and snare a chain-mail-bikini-wearing Amazon  With just a few thousand calories a day and a commitment to pillaging and plundering, you too can put yourself on the path to an authentic barbarian lifestyle  Features Include: - How to Dress Like a Barbarian - The Barbarian Aptitude Test (B.A.T.) - How to Make a Barbarian Movie - Great Barbarian Accomplishments - Barbarian Bible Stories - Gr te Skullbasher's Response to the Great Western Philosophers . . . and much, much more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Grüte Skullbasher, Byron Clavicle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1608870243\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781608870240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Insight Editions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/10\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.95lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.30h x 5.70w x 0.70d","brand":"Grüte Skullbasher","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46311080034559,"sku":"9781608870240","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_77036b83-389e-4d6e-940e-9e4b1ae031ab.jpg?v=1730888053","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/barbarians-grzte-skullbasher-9781608870240","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}