{"product_id":"bathroom-mom-saritta-robinson-9781534759558","title":"Bathroom Mom","description":"While the lights were circling the crowd, Mama had a chance to see a lot of celebrities, ball players, politicians and regulars  One, who stood out, was that guy on the comedy tour. He was a regular on a popular late nite tv show. Whenever he came to town, he'd come to see Horse. Well, Mama couldn't remember that gal's stage name, so Mama called her Horse because her butt looked like a horse's behind on steroids  Mama also called her Neon (at times) because she wore so many different colored contact lenses, and with her braids extending down her back and those yellow and green contacts against her chocolate skin, Neon-Horse would often scare Mama if she looked at her directly. Mama would say to herself, 'don't go into the light ' amusing herself when she saw her. But Neon-Horse would come in and tell Mama stories about the comedian and others. Neon-Horse could tell the most delicious stories, especially about Miami and the Big Booty contest and how she got injections, just for good measure  'Wow'...Mama would think, surprised that her butt hadn't exploded yet  Mama imagined herself accidently using a safety pin to fix Neon-Horse's clothes and Poof  Pop one side of her booty  A flat tire on one side  Mama thought she might need some insurance for protection in case she was sued  This tickled Mama to no end. But Neon-Horse had won the last Big Booty contest and went back to defend her title. Mama couldn't wait to hear what happened and Neon loved to talk. Mama hoped Neon-Horse would come by to see her tonight. Get instantly transported into Club Vixen, where the dancers are just as dangerous as they are hot  And the person they share all their secrets with....Bathroom Mom...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Saritta Robinson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1534759557\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781534759558\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/20\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.42d","brand":"Saritta Robinson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43936938197247,"sku":"9781534759558","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_cb34ab6d-1697-4156-b0ce-8e47a68255f2.jpg?v=1681427388","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/bathroom-mom-saritta-robinson-9781534759558","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}