{"product_id":"beer-run-beckett-blaise-9798230507727","title":"Beer Run","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen Beer Runs Go Bad...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver had one of those days where you're just trying to buy some beer for the guys, and suddenly you're fighting demon hordes alongside your favorite adult film star? No? Just Jason then.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Jason - college student, beer run specialist, and newly minted owner of the Grievous Saeton, an ancient artifact with a twisted sense of humor. When his first wish accidentally summons adult film sensation Penny Tickles (yes, that's really her name), he learns the hard way that some fantasies are better left in incognito mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow they're stuck together fighting hell's most persistent door-to-door salesmen, armed with nothing but alcohol-induced superpowers (his) and a literally smoking hot ability (hers). Add in Asterial, a snarky parademon who chose to be a cat because \"it's more dignified,\" and a fallen priest who treats his RV better than most people treat their children, and you've got a recipe for supernatural chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan Jason save the world while maintaining a reasonable blood alcohol level? Will Penny's unique talents prove useful against forces of darkness, or just really awkward at family dinners? And why does everyone keep threatening to rip off specific body parts?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBeer Run\u003c\/em\u003e is what happens when \u003cem\u003eSupernatural\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eThe Hangover\u003c\/em\u003e, with a dash of spicy romance thrown in for good measure. It's got everything: demon cats with attitude problems, holy men with questionable methods, and the world's most dangerous beer run. Plus, there's a love story in there somewhere... assuming they survive long enough to figure it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: This book contains gratuitous demon violence, questionable life choices, and a cat who insists he's not actually a cat. Reader discretion is advised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of supernatural shenanigans who don't mind their apocalypses served with a side of snark and a shot of whiskey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemember: Saving the world is thirsty work.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Beckett Blaise\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798230507727\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Shadesilver Pub\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/06\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 248\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.55lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.56d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beckett Blaise","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664322957567,"sku":"9798230507727","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/beer-run-beckett-blaise-9798230507727","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}