{"product_id":"beet-this-tyanni-niles-9781646041886","title":"Beet This: An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook","description":"\u003cb\u003eSettle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed \u0026amp; Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that \u003ci\u003eMental Floss \u003c\/i\u003ecalls, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"the perfect treat for any mega fans of \u003ci\u003eThe Office\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e**2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor**\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003e Ask Yourself, \"What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?\" \u003c\/b\u003eThe answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With \u003ci\u003eBeet This, \u003c\/i\u003eyou can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's \u003ci\u003eperfectenschlag\u003c\/i\u003e stamp of approval, including: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B\u0026amp;B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more. . . \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003eSharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tyanni Niles, Sam Kaplan, Keith Riegert\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1646041887\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781646041886\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ulysses Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/27\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.10h x 5.00w x 0.50d","brand":"Tyanni Niles","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44044163186943,"sku":"9781646041886","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_147a9b97-9b6c-410a-b517-5f37ae7d0461.jpg?v=1684971294","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/beet-this-tyanni-niles-9781646041886","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}