{"product_id":"being-really-confused-sophia-blackwell-9798316396320","title":"Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity","description":"\u003cb\u003eEver opened \u003ci\u003eBeing and Time\u003c\/i\u003e and wondered if your brain had a stroke?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEver wanted to understand Heidegger, but all you got was a migraine and a vague sense of personal failure?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is the book for you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBeing Really Confused\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger's philosophical fever dream. Whether you're a burned-out philosophy major, a curious masochist, or someone who just wants to sound terrifyingly deep at brunch, this book unpacks the most infamously unreadable thinker of the 20th century-with jokes, rants, and zero patience for pretension. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat \"Dasein\" actually means (spoiler: it's just you, but anxious)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to ruin conversations with phrases like \"Being-toward-death\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy \"the they\" is probably responsible for your haircut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd how to survive \u003ci\u003eBeing and Time\u003c\/i\u003e without filing a lawsuit against your own brain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eEqual parts roast and revelation\u003c\/b\u003e, this book doesn't just explain Heidegger-it drags him, hugs him, then drags him again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRead it if: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to laugh at existential dread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou love philosophy but hate suffering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've been pretending to understand Heidegger and want to finally \u003ci\u003emaybe\u003c\/i\u003e mean it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e May cause spontaneous existential crises, unbearable smugness, and the urge to buy a black turtleneck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sophia Blackwell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316396320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 50\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.10d","brand":"Sophia Blackwell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851199656191,"sku":"9798316396320","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/being-really-confused-sophia-blackwell-9798316396320","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}