{"product_id":"better-off-dead-h-p-mallory-9781483995236","title":"Better Off Dead: The Lily Harper Series","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFirst in the Lily Harper Series from New York Times Bestselling Author, HP Mallory!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf there's such a thing as luck, I definitely don't have it.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKilled in a car accident before it's my time to go, I just learned that the hereafter isn't exactly what I hoped it might be. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eFirst, there's AfterLife Enterprises...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLearning my death was indirectly their fault, Afterlife Enterprises offers me the chance to live again, but beware the fine print. Fine print = becoming a soul retriever. And, no, that's not a new dog breed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'll now be venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (think hell) to retrieve souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K glitch. Seriously. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSecond, there's angel Bill...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs if risking my second life in the Underground City wasn't enough, my guide is none other than my incompetent, alcoholic, womanizing guardian angel, Bill. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy future isn't looking bright. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eFinally, there's the legendary bladesmith, Tallis Black...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs Scottish as his kilts and heavy brogue, Tallis Black is a centuries-old Celt who, for reasons only known to him, offers to train me and act as my escort into the depths of the Underground City. Dark, brooding and definitely dangerous, I know I shouldn't trust Tallis, but desperate times call for desperate measures. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBetween soul retrieving in hell, dealing with Bill and trying to figure out what's in it for Tallis, I'm wondering if maybe I would've just been better off dead.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e H. P. Mallory\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1483995232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781483995236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/13\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 270\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.57d","brand":"H. P. Mallory","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43985789780223,"sku":"9781483995236","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_88b637c1-b2df-4f9a-802d-fdaede3e2447.jpg?v=1683279558","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/better-off-dead-h-p-mallory-9781483995236","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}