{"product_id":"billy-trevor-hanes-9798281675031","title":"Billy: The Alien Who Couldn't Blend In: A hilarious middle grade sci-fi adventure! Perfect for fans of funny alien books, space adventures, and laugh","description":"\u003cb\u003eATTENTION: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat happens when a crash-landed alien in pajama pants, a sarcastic robot dog, and a twelve-year-old Earth girl team up to stop a secret government invasion? Pure chaos, endless laughs, and one unforgettable ride through the desert stars! If you're searching for your next \u003cb\u003emiddle grade sci-fi\u003c\/b\u003e obsession, \u003cb\u003efunny alien book\u003c\/b\u003e fix, or \u003cb\u003ealien adventure for kids\u003c\/b\u003e that's bursting with heart and humor, then welcome to Cactus Gulch-where the cows are suspicious, the vending machines are evil, and Earth is about to get a little weirder.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eINTEREST: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet Billy-part noodle-limbed alien, part accidental Earth ambassador. He wasn't supposed to crash his spaceship behind a trailer park. He definitely wasn't supposed to declare war on a toaster. But when Billy comes looking for his long-lost brother, he finds something even better: friendship, fierce loyalty, and a human girl named Claire who carries a baseball bat covered in smiley stickers. Together, Billy, Claire, and their malfunctioning robo-dog Petty will take on shady agents, secret desert bases, and a plan that could destroy Billy's home planet-and Earth itself!\u003cbr\u003ePacked with fast-paced action, gut-busting jokes, and a heart as big as Planet Glarf, this \u003cb\u003emiddle grade adventure\u003c\/b\u003e is perfect for readers who love a \u003cb\u003esci-fi book for kids\u003c\/b\u003e that's equal parts thrilling and hilarious. It's the ultimate \u003cb\u003ecomedic alien story\u003c\/b\u003e, blending the wildest elements of \u003cb\u003esci-fi comedy\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003espace adventure book\u003c\/b\u003e excitement, and heartfelt friendship into one unforgettable mission.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDESIRE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFans of \"Diary of a Wimpy Kid,\" \"The Last Kids on Earth,\" and \"Space Case\" will fall head-over-rocket-boots for this \u003cb\u003ealien invasion book\u003c\/b\u003e that feels like \"E.T.\" crashed into \"Men in Black\" and left behind a bag of peanut butter crackers. Whether you're looking for a \u003cb\u003efunny space book\u003c\/b\u003e, a \u003cb\u003efunny sci-fi book\u003c\/b\u003e, or a story packed with pure \u003cb\u003esci-fi humor\u003c\/b\u003e, \"Billy: The Alien Who Couldn't Blend In\" delivers a rollercoaster of emotion, action, and laugh-out-loud moments.\u003cbr\u003eThis \u003cb\u003ealien story for kids\u003c\/b\u003e isn't just another tale about extraterrestrials-it's a celebration of what makes us different, the bravery it takes to stand up for what's right, and the incredible friendships that can change the universe (or at least save it from exploding).\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSci-fi adventure for kids\u003c\/b\u003e who love ridiculous missions and impossible odds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMiddle grade comedy\u003c\/b\u003e readers who can't resist a talking dog who plots snack-based rebellions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone hunting for a \u003cb\u003efunny alien chapter book\u003c\/b\u003e or an \u003cb\u003eadventure chapter book\u003c\/b\u003e with heart, hijinks, and homemade rockets built out of RVs and duct tape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eIf you love a \u003cb\u003esilly alien book\u003c\/b\u003e, a \u003cb\u003elaugh out loud book for kids\u003c\/b\u003e, or just a \u003cb\u003ewacky adventure for kids\u003c\/b\u003e that's impossible to put down-Billy's story is about to become your favorite out-of-this-world read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eACTION: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReady for a hilarious cosmic journey full of snack heists, cow whispering, dance-offs, and last-minute rocket rescues?\u003cbr\u003eJoin Billy, Claire, and Petty-grab your snacks, your walkie-talkie, and maybe a spare ketchup packet-and blast off into \"Billy: The Alien Who Couldn't Blend In\" today!\u003cbr\u003eEarth's weirdest hero is waiting. And he's bringing space fries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Trevor Hanes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798281675031\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/27\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 132\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Trevor Hanes","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47930992951551,"sku":"9798281675031","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_a455f18e-7b25-4209-a4f7-50c2c6a75ac7.jpg?v=1766345706","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/billy-trevor-hanes-9798281675031","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}