{"product_id":"black-dog-white-couch-and-dawn-weber-9780578782966","title":"Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe's the Princess of Poor Choices. The Señora of Stupid Plans. The Queen of Questionable Schemes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes-Dawn Weber is really good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e At bad ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the irreverent, side-splitting \"Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas,\" Weber makes the terrible choice of owning an ill-mannered black dog at the same time as a white couch, then obtaining another enormous, drooling dog-and several more white couches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut wait, there's more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLike the time she spent $800 on a 99-cent goldfish. And the time she super-glued mothballs to a tarp and almost killed her family. And almost every single thing she did in the 1980s.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the award-winning author of \"I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone\" comes a memoir-in-essays-in-idiocy, chock full of bad ideas, aversions to pants, and never-ending quests to get the hell out of Ohio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo pull up a couch, pour a glass of gas-station wine, and pick up \"Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas.\" You're in for a howling good time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dawn Weber\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0578782960\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780578782966\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Beetle Hill Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/28\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 172\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d","brand":"Dawn Weber","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48441076941055,"sku":"9780578782966","price":11.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_571cf82b-8eef-4422-b32d-1c7749d7fd28.jpg?v=1777188547","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/black-dog-white-couch-and-dawn-weber-9780578782966","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}