{"product_id":"blood-splatter-books-omnibus-volume-rick-wood-9781739713652","title":"Blood Splatter Books Omnibus Volume 3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe third extreme horror omnibus from Rick Wood, featuring...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSEX BLOOD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe is an attractive woman who carries an STI that makes men's penises explode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is a dorky twenty-six-year-old virgin desperate for someone to love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day, they meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat could go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS BOOK IS FULL OF MORE BODIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are truly disgusting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fact that you are even considering this book is appalling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is revolting. Foul. Vile. Sickening. Grotesque.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is the exact kind of thing your mother warned you against, and should not be consumed by anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. This is my second memoir.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DEVIL'S DEBT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrian, a pathetic loser, dies on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's when he meets The Devil.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Devil makes a proposal - Brian avoids Hell, keeps his life, and becomes a millionaire. But in seven years, The Devil will return to collect a debt for each year he's been alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBrian agrees.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeven years later, it's Christmas Eve again. And The Devil has come to collect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe price? Seven lives for seven debts - all to be taken within 24 hours, or Brian faces an eternity of torture in Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Warning: These novels contain awful language and lots of violence, so please only read if you are as screwed-up as I am - Rick Wood, the author)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rick Wood\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1739713656\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781739713652\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Blood Splatter Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/01\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 766\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 1.69d","brand":"Rick Wood","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44121004376319,"sku":"9781739713652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8359fa1b-9337-46a3-ba0c-cac50dd1e1ad.jpg?v=1687417502","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/blood-splatter-books-omnibus-volume-rick-wood-9781739713652","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}