{"product_id":"bloodwork-melissa-demirel-9781685133757","title":"Bloodwork: A Dark Rom-Com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA LONELY SERIAL KILLER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA BORED VAMPIRE NURSE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DEVIL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAKES A DEAL WITH ANOTHER DEVIL?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eTimothy is a serial killer. He's also very lonely. He's a walking contradiction, and his psychological predicament doesn't escape him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLynnette is a vampire. She's also a nurse. She, too, is a walking contradiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen she unexpectedly answers his desperate call for company, they realize they could be perfect partners in crime, engaging in a few kinds of bloodwork at once, bringing out the worst and the best in each other.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith Timothy, Lynnette starts to feel more like the dangerous bloodsucking demon she was always meant to be, without having to worry about saving lives. With Lynnette, Timothy's loneliness starts to feel like nothing more than a shadow from a distant and depressing dream, and he can savor the presence of someone so inhuman that they're not bound to disappoint him like other people have.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe little deal the two outcasts make with each other should keep them both quite happy and satisfied with life-that is, assuming that Lynnette doesn't decide to make Timothy her dinner and Timothy doesn't decide to murder Lynnette for sport...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd when they are both capable of being predator and prey to each other, that's a hell of an assumption to make.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melissa Demirel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1685133754\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781685133757\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Black Rose Writing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/22\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 262\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.86lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d","brand":"Melissa Demirel","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44716630245631,"sku":"9781685133757","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1ed46341-4e0b-43bd-bb7c-d7b40e4a3556.jpg?v=1705683087","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/bloodwork-melissa-demirel-9781685133757","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}